Ban the person above you!

[Mr. Toast]

  because of 

[Boo Mario]

  for irony

[Mr. Toast]

  because I hate irony

[Boo Mario]

  for fun

[Mr. Toast]

  out of anger

[Boo Mario]

for posting more frequently than me

[Mr. Toast]

  for not post as frequently as me

[Boo Mario]

for not having more Mario Party games

[Mr. Toast]

  for sucking at shooters

[Boo Mario]

  for being better at shooters than me.

[Mr. Toast]

  for not getting Ghost Recon for the PS3

[Boo Mario]

for doing so

[Mr. Toast]

  because now I'm going to be bored in Ghost Recon.

[Boo Mario]

  because I'm sorry 

[Mr. Toast]

  for being sorry